Apple v. Samsung Jury Reaches a Verdict – No More Sourdough Bread!

Apple v. Samsung Jury Reaches a Verdict – No More Sourdough Bread!

While Samsung works to stay the Apple v. Samsung damages retrial, the jury has already reached one very important verdict – No more sourdough bread on the sandwiches!

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WSJ Digits Blog:

Yes, hundreds of millions of dollars and the future of mobile phones are being debated. But can we please get rid of the sourdough bread on the sandwiches for lunch around here? That’s what the so-called #icourt jury ruled Wednesday in San Jose:

The lunches are guilty of being boring.

You can’t really blame them, they’ve been at this for over a week now, and the same old thing has to get boring.

While the jury has been rumored to have asked for Croissants, or even a nice salad occasionally, I believe they’ve overlooked one quite valid option: The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger. And only 500 calories! YUM!