Super Mario Comes To the App Store (Kinda)

Wait a minute! That’s not Mario, it’s not even Luigi! That’s an impostor!

A new platform game has arrived on the App Store called Monino. Monino’s brother was captured by a monster called Bowler, and Monino is on a mission to rescue his brother who is tied up in Bowler’s castle. But first, Monino must get past a lot of monsters on various different levels before rescuing his brother.

Mmm, all of the above sounds a bit familiar.

The “game” is a complete rip on Super Mario. I actually don’t think you can call it a rip. No effort was made to conceal the fact that this is a carbon copy of Nintendo’s favorite Italian plumbing duo.

If you want to get Monino, and subsequently make baby Jesus cry, you need to RUN over to the app store and fork out $0.99 before Apple pull this app.

How on Earth did this app get through the review process in the first place?

Cormac Moylan

Based in Cork, Ireland, his first foray into the Apple world was way back in 2006 when he purchased an iMac followed by a Macbook around 4 weeks later. He currently owns a Macbook Pro, iMac, Mac Mini, iPhone 4, iPod Touch, and Apple TV. But he prefers to buy watches. Go figure!