Siri Says the Darndest Things: Love, Strippers, and Story Time!

Siri Says the Darndest Things: Love, Strippers, and Story Time!

Time for another episode in that wacky series, “Siri Says the Darndest Things”! When we last left our heroine, she was answering questions! (DUH!)

Some people love Siri a bit too much, but I supposed that’s OK, since Valentine’s Day is next week…

There are certain requirements for the job…

There are certain specific things Siri needs to know to give an accurate answer…

I don’t know if I should be disturbed she knows where to find naked women, or the fact that there are 22 places to find them in a 12 mile radius of my home…

Yeah, maybe I really should find a new neighborhood…

Siri says she’s no relation to HAL 9000, but…

She has the same attitude as HAL sometimes…

She doesn’t think she’s a good story teller, but once she gets going…

That’s all for this week! Have a great weekend everyone! We’ll see you next week with more gems from Siri!

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