Siri Says the Darndest Things: Frog Hair, S & M, And Pointy Haired Bosses

Posted in iOS, iPhone on 21/04/2012 by Chris Hauk


Week 12 and we’re still here. This column has already lasted longer than 70% of my relationships. But, much like most of my ex-girlfriends, Siri always has to get the last word in. No, really! Say something to her, she’ll always have a comeback, even if it’s just a soul withering, “I don’t understand you Chris!”

Siri is talented, even if it’s just a doing a cover of another artist…

That’s right! And don’t you forget it!

Looking good Siri!

Even pointy haired bosses love Siri.

What do you have Siri call you? We’d love to find out. Let us know what Siri calls you. Send your replies to:, and we’ll publish the best one. Let’s hear it!

We’ve been appreciative of the Siri remarks you’ve submitted to us, and we want you to keep them coming! But, before you take the time to send your screenshots, check in the MacTrast archives and see if we’ve already published it. (And if we’ve published it twice, please let us know.) Just search for “Siri Says the Darndest Things” on MacTrast, and you’ll be able to see what we’ve already used.

Please keep them coming though, send them to: If you see a video or article showing an interesting way that users have bent Siri to their will, send us a link! We’ll give you credit for the heads-up!

Thanks, see you next week!


Chris Hauk

MacTrast Senior Editor, and self-described "magnificent bastard," Chris Hauk owns Phoenix Rising Services and writes for everyone's favorite "bad movie" website, Big Bad Drive-In.

His first Apple product was an iPod Classic 9 years ago, and he has since added a MacBook Pro, a number of iPads, iPhones, and multiple Apple TVs to his collection.

He lives somewhere in the deep Southern part of America. Yes, he has to pump in both sunshine and the Internet.