Now Available: Angry Birds Pork Rinds!

Are you addicted to Angry Birds, but wanting more out of your life than just games? Now ThinkGeek and Rovio have teemed up to make Angry Birds snack products – introducing Angry Birds Pork Rinds – Tasty, fried, delicately seasoned green pig flesh.

From ThinkGeek

Angry Birds Pork Rinds are the ultimate in high protein snacking. Since the only other green meat we’ve encountered has been a breakfast meat paired with green eggs, we’re calling these “The Other Green Meat.” Much like green ham, you can eat Angry Birds Pork Rinds here or there. You can eat them anywhere. You can eat them with Red Leader. You can eat them from a bird feeder. You can eat them on a date. You can eat them on a Shirt Plate!

These crispy delicacies were painstakingly collected from the wreckage of exploded green pig flesh by the Pork Remnants Collectors Union 1337. After a bath in a vat of boiling oil, they are seasoned to perfection and packaged in snack sized bags. Break one open and taste the crisp, salty, savory flavor that only green pigs can produce. A truly succulent treat for the discerning mobile gamer.

Product Specifications

Be inspired by this succulent snack for fans of Angry Birds
A ThinkGeek pork product that’s NOT bacon? YOU DON’T SAY!
Made from the flesh of exploded green pigs
The other green meat: You should try them, Sam-I-Am.
Crispy, salty, savory, and delicious
Officially licensed Angry Birds food product
WARNING: May contain bits of feather.

Also check out the video below for some sweet Bird and Pork Rind action.

You can learn more about the new product from ThinkGeek by visiting their site below – and we take no responsibility for the epistemic crime that may have just been committed. Happy April 1st!

  1. Joshua Lefelhocz says:

    So basically, green dyed fried pork rinds with an Angry Birds logo on the bag? I WANT IT! MAKE IT REAL!

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