iPhone 5 New Features Revealed

iPhone 5 New Features Revealed
iPhone 5

With Steve Jobs on leave from Apple certain changes were bound to take hold, and our “deep throat” source at Apple has sent us this early marketing leak. DT claims that with the iPhone 5 a more user centric design approach has been taken. With the iPhone being used more and more as a primary online tool while mobile, it was important that users have quick access to the most commonly used actions when it comes to social media and other activities.

Our source also acknowledged the criticism Apple has come under for the lack of ports and removal of media devices over the years and as a first step has made a more reasonable number of ports available on the iPhone, with iPad improvements promised. DT declined to comment on rumours that the new MacBook Pro would feature a floppy disk drive.

While he refused to comment on the specifics of the antenna issues when the iPhone 4 launched, he did acknowledge that Apple’s handling of the situation could have been better and he pointed to the new antenna placement on the iPhone 5 as proof that Apple do listen to negative feedback and make user centric improvements.

Apple were so sure of a home run with the iPhone 5 they even dubbed it “the homer”.

Quick Overview:

  • Quick access call and hang up buttuons
  • No more reception issues on launch with new external antenna to ensure coverage
  • New iMote buttons to let your friends know how you’re feeling
  • Quick access onscreen acronym shortcuts for texting and social site usage
  • Quick access social media buttons
  • Keep your screen clean with the new iStick screen controller
  • Connect how you like with USB, Mini DVI, Firewire, Ethernet and SD slot
  • Mini magsafe port for more charging options
  • Full slide out mobile keyboard

Wait, you didn’t actually believe us, did you?

  1. Juan2560 says:

    Wtf

  2. MWS says:

    Seriously? It is ugly!!

    1. Apple worked very closely with the best design engineers from Nokia to design the most brilliant phone yet. I think a good job was done by all.

      1. Cormac ISdumb says:

        your a corny fag, actually, and you dont know what your talking about

    2. Apple worked very closely with the best design engineers from Nokia to design the most brilliant phone yet. I think a good job was done by all.

    3. Oliver Lerno says:

      Leave the Internet now, please

  3. Iheartursister says:

    LOL…yeah right. The screen has shortcuts that read J/K LOL….

    1. Those are shortcuts to improve the user experience when texting your friends. I think it’s a great feature.

      Imagine this scenario, you get a SMS from your mother saying that their home was burgled, but you’re too busy drinking a moccochino to reply, so you right click the LOL button and then double click the prompt that says “Are you sure you want to send this message” and BOOM! Message sent!

    2. Those are shortcuts to improve the user experience when texting your friends. I think it’s a great feature.

      Imagine this scenario, you get a SMS from your mother saying that their home was burgled, but you’re too busy drinking a moccochino to reply, so you right click the LOL button and then double click the prompt that says “Are you sure you want to send this message” and BOOM! Message sent!

  4. Uclaray9 says:

    Is this an iPhone or the new apple idroid?! Jobs should have released the iPhone 5 on April 1st with this same sales pitch…

  5. Eoin Kelly says:

    Still no thunderbolt port? Disappointing.

  6. Eoin Kelly says:

    Still no thunderbolt port. Disappointing.

  7. Anthony Vaz says:

    It it has this many ports, it becomes a mac. You simply can’t have any more ports than the current ones. It will ruin the sleek look of the phone. Also, an external antenna would look awful and I assure you, Jobs won’t allow that

  8. Oliver Lerno says:

    I REALLY want a floppy disk drive on a macbook.

    1. Our source told us that an attempt to add a floppy disc drive and something called an 8 Track resulted in constant blue screens of death, which is weird because the iPhone 5 will run Android as its OS and not Windows mobile. Go figure, eh?

      1. Oliver Lerno says:

        I was hoping it’ll run Symbian. It’s lke, totally the best phone OS out there!
        Too soon?

    2. Sdkjf says:

      why? floppy is outdated?

      1. Oliver Lerno says:

        Calm down, it’s a joke.

  9. TikaTika says:

    LOL… No…I absolutely didn’t believe u,guys…

  10. Padman says:

    I almost believed you. But the moment I read Mini DVI, Firewire, I knew that this is just a joke. To make the story plausible, you may replace Mini DVI by Thunderbolt. By the way, what is a FireWire?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Didnt believe a single word from the beginning. The moment “more buttons” were mentioned. It’s just not apple!

    1. Csanquintin says:

      i thought i was the only one. thanks for the support

    2. Csanquintin says:

      i thought i was the only one. thanks for the support

  12. David says:

    yea really, how could you expect ALL THAT from apple. LOL

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