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Siri Says the Darndest Things: Capability, Winning the Lottery, And About Your Breath…

Siri Says the Darndest Things: Capability, Winning the Lottery, And About Your Breath…

Shrinking iPads, growing Kindle Fires, and the iPhone might get some girth too, only one thing stands firm in today’s crazy world, Siri. And she always has something to say.

Swear to God, Siri is possessed by the spirit of my second ex-wife. Or as I fondly remember her as, “Plaintiff #2”.

Brains and beauty. The sleekness of glass, the brains of Watson…

Ya can’t win, if ya don’t play. Yet, I play and can’t win!

The PC Weenies Meet Siri
We thank Siri Funny for the first two Siri gems. It’s a very funny site, be warned if you do visit, that it’s definitely NSFW, mostly for language.

What do you have Siri call you? We’d love to find out. Let us know what Siri calls you. We’ve had some great emails from our readers, but we’d love to see more! Send your replies to: chris@www.mactrast.com, and we’ll publish the best ones. Let’s hear it!

We’ve been appreciative of the Siri remarks you’ve submitted to us, and we want you to keep them coming! But, before you take the time to send your screenshots, check in the MacTrast archives and see if we’ve already published it. (And if we’ve published it twice, please let us know.) Just search for “Siri Says the Darndest Things” on MacTrast, and you’ll be able to see what we’ve already used.

Please keep them coming though, send them to: chris@www.mactrast.com. If you see a video or article showing an interesting way that users have bent Siri to their will, or a funny cartoon or video starring Siri, send us a link! We’ll give you credit for the heads-up!

Thanks, see you next week!

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