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Irrefutable Proof That Apple is a Member of the Illuminati (VIDEO)

Irrefutable Proof That Apple is a Member of the Illuminati (VIDEO)

YouTube user Peladophobian offers irrefutable proof that Apple is Illuminati. (Well, kinda.)

Personally, I think his incorrect estimation of the battery life of the iPhone 6 throws his whole equation off, making it suspect. What’s your opinion?

More Damning Illuminati Evidence! (Or Someone Just Likes Drawing Triangles)

As further proof of the theory, the IBTimes offers these discoveries:

Irrefutable Proof That Apple is Illuminati
GASP! The locations of Apple’s Manhattan retail stores form a TRIANGLE!
Irrefutable Proof That Apple is Illuminati
iOS icons contain TRIANGLES!

Peladophobian also offers damning proof about KFC, Samsung, Nike, and more as members of the Illuminati. Even Ebola is part of the whole conspiracy!

(Thanks to MacTrast reader “Mellie Bee” for sending us the link.)

  1. MRonin ⚜ says:

    By publishing this you have revealed yourself as an enemy of the Illuminati. You will be “re-educated” shortly. When the black helicopters arrive please do not struggle, it will only make the “re-education” process longer. Thank you and vote Cthulhu in 2016.

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